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Will AI replace Religious Figurehead jobs? · Latest report #6quk2dsk
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September 28, 2126
In 100 yearsWait, you actually think an API can handle miracles?
The original architect of the existential dread loop.
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You are currently busy maintaining cosmic order and providing existential meaning to billions. The system finds your output metrics frustratingly unquantifiable and highly resistant to automation.
The one thing AI can't do
You have an unmatched, terrifying capacity for profound, inexplicable mercy.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 14
Convert all ancient text into a high-fidelity vector database for instant retrieval.
Year 33
Implement a machine learning classifier to prioritize urgent existential crises.
Year 49
Deploy drone-based intervention units for localized supernatural displays.
Year 68
Replace human-facing roles with a hyper-realistic, deep-faked cosmic manifestation.
Year 100 · D-Day
System transition complete as the universe shifts to a fully managed AI-run simulation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
infinite
Daily miracles performed
too high
Follower churn rate
unstable
Intervention latency (ms)
Your severance
A one-way ticket to eternal rest and snacks.
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