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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsMass-producing salvation for pennies while you refine your artistic ego.
Master of artisan clay, amateur of digital efficiency.
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Divinity generated at industrial scale.
shred.you▸ DEITYPRINT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
molds twelve apostles in five minutes
You utilize clay, stone, and chisels to manually shape religious figures for devotees. Your craft relies on aesthetic intuition and hours of physical detailing.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still imbue a lifeless object with subjective, intangible human desperation.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
High-resolution LiDAR captures every curve of your original clay prototypes into data.
Month 5
Algorithms optimize your designs to minimize material usage and maximize structural integrity.
Month 10
Automated slurry-injection systems take over the physical labor of shaping and curing.
Month 17
Precision laser-guided grinding arms remove seams faster than any human hand could ever move.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Human sculpting ceases as the unit begins 24/7 autonomous production of all religious inventory.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
0
Avg souls saved per hour
450
Units cast per day
2%
Material waste percentage
Your severance
One free 3D-printed halo and a prayer.
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