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Your job has an expiration date
May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour infinite wisdom is just a dataset we have already scraped.
Professional seeker of truth in an age of data.
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help!youAI▸ SACREDLOGIC ORACLE V4.0▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers instant infallible spiritual guidance
You interpret complex legal and spiritual texts for a confused public. Our systems are already better at cross-referencing ancient nuances.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still offer genuine comfort to a person who is actively grieving.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
Your entire library of reference texts is being ingested into our proprietary training models.
Month 6
The simple, repetitive questions about daily life are redirected to our low-latency chatbot interface.
Month 15
The model learns to replicate your specific tone and theological framework with perfect precision.
Year 2.2
Community feedback loops confirm users prefer the consistent, unbiased output of the machine.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
Your role is officially decommissioned as the algorithm achieves total interpretive authority.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
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10,000
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100%
moral ambiguity resolved
too high
human error margin
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