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Your job has an expiration date
May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour tenure is just a very long, very expensive loading bar.
Tenured relic fighting against the heat death of curiosity.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Truth without the lecture or the grading.
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delivers lecture series without needing coffee
You interpret ancient texts and catalog cultural artifacts for students. Your expertise is being compressed into training data.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle, human irony behind a sacred text's contradictions better than any model.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-speed scanners capture every artifact in your possession for storage.
Month 11
Vision models score essays faster than you can find your red pen.
Month 21
Deepfakes present your curriculum with infinite patience and zero bias.
Year 2.7
Algorithms find connections in texts that you have never considered.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The institution retires the human faculty to optimize budget efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
42 percent
Average student engagement
3 weeks
Paper grading latency
80 liters
Coffee consumed per semester
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a defunct digital library.
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