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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour infinite wisdom is currently being compressed into a chat window.
Expert in complex ancient ethics and Sunday scheduling.
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delivers sermons with perfect, data-driven empathy
You interpret ancient texts for congregants and guide moral growth. Soon, a prompt will handle all theological questions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look someone in the eye when they tell you a secret.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
All ancient texts are indexed for instant semantic retrieval.
Month 7
Voice tone and emotional inflection are synthesized from recorded sermons.
Month 16
Chatbots begin offering moral guidance to members via encrypted apps.
Year 2.3
Congregations engage with holographic displays instead of physical speakers.
Year 3 · D-Day
The AI is now the sole source of all spiritual interpretation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
8000
Answers generated per millisecond
Inefficient
Human emotional variance
None
Wait time for wisdom
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a silent monastery.
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