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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou sell metal on wheels to people who hate your calls.
Professional spreadsheet jockey in the used car thunderdome.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals faster than your lunch break.
blub.you▸ AUTOTRADE-BOT V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
liquidates entire dealer lots in three clicks
Manage used car auction portfolios and negotiate inventory bulk-sales to dealerships. You process logistics and pricing spread sheets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle hesitation in a buyer’s voice.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and cloud tools sync inventory lists instantly with buyers.
Month 4
Machines calculate the perfect markup without your input.
Month 8
Chatbots negotiate dealer contracts based on real-time market flow.
Month 13
Automated systems handle transport logistics and title processing.
Month 18 · D-Day
You are logged out as the system runs fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
89 percent
Cold calls ignored
40 hourly
Spreadsheets filled
Zero
Markup fights won
Your severance
One free carfax report and a firm digital handshake.
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