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October 19, 2042
In 16 yearsA sentient drill for your septic tank is still light-years away.
Master of crawlspaces and sworn enemy of tree roots.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The last person to crawl under your floor.
bzzt.youAI▸ PIPESENTINEL MK. IX▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 YEARSAI's Special Power
unseizes rusted valves with ultrasonic frequency
You hunt for mystery leaks in crawlspaces and unclog ancient pipes in isolation. Nature is your biggest enemy.
The one thing AI can't do
You have an intuitive sense for where the homeowner hidden the shut-off valve.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 2.7
Drones scan every inch of the cabin pipes and septic layouts.
Year 7
Sensors predict pipe failures before the water even starts dripping.
Year 11
Standardized fitting kits allow for drop-in repairs by unskilled staff.
Year 14
Rugged crawlers dig the trenches and replace outdoor drainage lines.
Year 16 · D-Day
Your truck is towed and the bot takes your final wrench.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
4 inches
Average mud depth navigated
6 hours
Mystery leak resolution time
89 percent
Rusty bolt failure rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium pipe dope.
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