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October 13, 2060
In 34 yearsYou are guarding nothingness on a schedule that defies human sanity.
Professional hermit dealing with wind, ice, and existential dread.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total autonomy for the edges of earth.
blub.you▸ ATTU-SENTINEL X1▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 34 YEARSAI's Special Power
maintains the perimeter despite polar weather
You perform maintenance and environmental monitoring on isolated, hostile terrain. This involves extreme logistics, equipment repair, and long-term isolation management.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone understand the specific creak of the door during a sub-zero storm.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Satellite sensors begin tracking fuel levels and equipment vibrations in real-time.
Month 16
Robotic maintenance pods land to automate the most repetitive exterior repairs.
Year 5
Autonomous heavy-lift drones bypass the need for traditional manual supply inventory logistics.
Year 14
Modular structures with self-healing outer skins reduce the need for physical structure maintenance.
Year 34 · D-Day
The site transitions to fully autonomous operation with zero human presence required on-island.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
1500
Miles from help
Infinite
Maintenance backlog
Predictable
Human sanity decay
Your severance
A one-way ticket to somewhere with functional plumbing.
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