Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Remote Registered Nurse jobs? · Latest report #kfigj5jg
Your job has an expiration date
October 18, 2042
In 16 yearsTelehealth is just a call center with more complex liability insurance.
Clinical triage expert, professional chart auditor, professional listener.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated diagnostics with zero bedside manners.
splat.you▸ TRIAGENODE V4.2▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 YEARSAI's Special Power
processes patient data while you sleep
You review patient charts, triage symptoms via phone or video, and manage remote medication adherence.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle fear in a patient's voice that models still fail to register.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software guides your triage questions to match rigid clinic standards.
Month 15
Voice-to-text models fill your patient records while you talk.
Year 3.3
Algorithms flag high-risk callers before you even pick up.
Year 8
Bot systems bypass your desk to schedule local care directly.
Year 16 · D-Day
The triage portal no longer requires a human supervisor.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4 minutes
Average triage time
0.02 percent
Charting errors
Optimized
Patient empathy score
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our diagnostic app.
Discussion
