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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
June 22, 2027
In 8 monthsYou are a glorified calendar entry that thinks it has agency.
Professional calendar tetris master and master of silence.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Stop wasting time on people who ignore invites.
bzzt.youAI▸ SYNCBOT ALPHA-9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects all time zone math instantly
You juggle time zones, email threads, and meeting links to force people into digital rooms they dread.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the sheer panic in an executive's voice over a triple-booked slot.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your calendar history is scraped to learn your petty scheduling habits.
Week 9
An AI agent begins drafting your meeting requests for your approval.
Month 4
The bot sends invites and settles conflicts without you seeing them.
Month 6
You no longer receive notifications for meetings you used to manage.
Month 8 · D-Day
Your inbox access is revoked and the bot handles all scheduling.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
42%
Average calendar conflict rate
12 hours/week
Time spent on 'let's circle back'
18%
Meeting ghosting percentage
Your severance
One free trial of a calendar app nobody uses.
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