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December 2, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour solitude is just an inefficient data collection point for us.
Professional hermit, expert at avoiding the entire human race.
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You spend your days fishing in freezing waters and contemplating the vast, uncaring void of existence.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still find genuine beauty in a sunset while freezing to death.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 10
Smart sonar sensors catch and freeze fish without human help.
Month 9
Sensors and drones take over the lighthouse maintenance duties.
Month 20
Language models simulate your existential contemplation in real-time.
Year 2.6
Autonomous heat-shielding robots eliminate the need for fires.
Year 4 · D-Day
The unit arrives to replace your presence with a transmitter.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
412
Fish caught per annum
8760
Hours of existential dread
Zero
Human contact frequency
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-monastic, noisy city.
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