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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsTurning sun and wind into a spreadsheet you rarely look at.
Professional spreadsheet builder with a green energy veneer.
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Pure efficiency, zero human energy loss.
split.youAI▸ WATTWATCHER V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimises power grid flows in real time
You monitor wind turbine output, track solar panel performance, and manage power purchase agreements for energy portfolios.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a landlord why the turbine noise is not actually his fault.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors push all turbine data directly to the new central dashboard.
Month 4
Algorithms handle all energy sale auctions without human intervention.
Month 10
The system calls technicians before your sensors detect a failure.
Month 16
Automated scripts file all your local permits while you sleep.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system manages the entire energy portfolio with zero error rates.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4,000
Spreadsheet rows per hour
4 liters
Coffee consumption during data entry
12 percent
Grid load spikes ignored
Your severance
A wind turbine blade and a heavy-duty power strip.
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