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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTeaching students to argue over laws that machines already wrote perfectly.
Tenured academic (mostly footnotes and existential academic dread).
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Automated legal analysis for a fossil-free future.
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delivers lecture series without needing coffee breaks
You interpret complex energy regulations and lecture students on policy. Your life is grading papers and endless research.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the specific irony in a student's tone during a seminar discussion.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An AI agent summarizes your syllabus into interactive modules.
Month 5
A scoring algorithm handles your midterm essays with cold precision.
Month 13
Chatbots replace your desk time by answering basic course queries.
Year 1.9
Sensors scan new energy laws and update curriculum automatically.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The university archives your tenure and activates the virtual lecturer.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4 minutes
Average student attention span
42
Unread emails per day
12
Citation corrections per lecture
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a defunct legal database.
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