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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Renewals Account Manager jobs? · Latest report #vxzyewcn
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou exist solely to remind people they forgot to cancel subscriptions.
SaaS whisperer (mostly just emailing PDFs into the void)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the polite demand for money.
help!you▸ CHURNNULL-9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends perfectly timed invoice reminders every hour
You chase expiring contracts and beg customers to stay for another year of software they rarely use.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a client lies about their budget constraints.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart dashboards now highlight which clients are actually using the software.
Month 4
AI starts sending personalized renewal reminders that mimic human desperation perfectly.
Month 8
Algorithms automatically calculate the exact discount needed to keep a client.
Month 13
Clients now renew directly via a popup rather than talking to you.
Month 14 · D-Day
The CRM fully automates your entire renewal pipeline without human oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42
Average begging calls per day
980
Emails sent with 'gentle' in subject
87%
Probability of being ghosted by client
Your severance
A one-year subscription to the product you just sold.
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