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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsPassive income is just active laziness waiting for an algorithm.
Capital allocator with a portfolio of dust and dreams.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating your portfolio, eliminating your decision fatigue.
splat.you▸ YIELDBOT V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
liquidates assets faster than the market crashes
You chase yield through property acquisitions and tenant management. Your capital sits in bricks and mortar while you wait.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the true vibe of a neighbourhood better than any satellite scan ever could.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Blockchain leases handle the tenant agreement without your input.
Month 4
Sensors in pipes detect leaks before they cost you money.
Month 8
Data models identify undervalued properties before you even see them.
Month 13
Autonomous systems handle all tenant disputes and repair dispatching.
Month 19 · D-Day
All your portfolio decisions are now made by the server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
too much
Time spent calculating cap rates
thousands
Units waiting for digital oversight
gallons
Coffee consumed while avoiding contractors
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-performing asset.
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