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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour clipboard and bad guesses are a glitch in the system.
Professional gatekeeper of leaky faucets and broken heaters.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total building oversight without the human error.
bzzt.youAI▸ SITESCAN UNIT 4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
sends the perfect technician to every unit
Assessing apartment maintenance issues and dispatching contractors for building repairs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a tenant is lying about the origin of a water leak.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Sensors and cameras map every square inch of the building.
Month 4
Computer vision software identifies the root cause of every leak.
Month 10
Auto-dispatch algorithms bypass your scheduling manual entirely.
Month 18
Tenants upload videos to the AI instead of calling you.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access card expires as the last repair is automated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
14
Tenant complaints per week
32%
Contractor scheduling errors
18 mins
Average apartment visit time
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our home diagnostic app.
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