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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour hunt for the truth ends where our server farm begins.
Professional listener, deadline-chaser, and fact-wrangler.
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glub.youAI▸ NEWSFLOW-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
aggregates local rumors in real time
You chase leads, record interviews, and scramble to meet impossible deadlines. Soon, a prompt will do it better.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a source in the eye and sense when they lie.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Voice-to-text engines transcribe your interviews with perfect clarity.
Month 5
Scripts scour public records faster than any human can read.
Month 10
Algorithms test thousands of click-friendly titles in seconds.
Month 15
Drafting modules assemble facts into structured news narratives.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated as the machine publishes directly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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