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June 20, 2027
In 8 monthsYour complex SQL queries are just future training data for us.
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You write complex SQL queries and build dashboards to show business metrics that nobody actually looks at.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart agents begin predicting your next lines of SQL code.
Week 9
Visualisation software maps your database schemas without human input.
Month 4
Recording bots stop needing you to explain data logic.
Month 6
Neural nets learn to fix your messy legacy table structures.
Month 8 · D-Day
The system replaces your entire output with real-time API feeds.
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12 percent
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