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April 23, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are a human filter for spreadsheets that should be databases.
Human macro-processor, currently stuck in a circular reference.
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You aggregate KPI data into Excel to satisfy repetitive government and internal reporting requirements.
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You can detect when a manager is lying about the numbers before opening the file.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Python scripts replace your manual copy-paste of raw department data.
Week 6
Vision models check government templates for errors without human eyes.
Month 3
Real-time data feeds kill the need for your weekly static reports.
Month 4
Bots automatically mail reports directly to the government regulatory portal.
Month 6 · D-Day
The spreadsheet server is decommissioned and your login is deleted.
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Per year
Savings: 98.2%
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3.2 percent
Coffee-induced errors
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Time spent in meetings
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