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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYou are just a tow truck driver with an inflated sense of justice.
Professional trespasser with a master key and zero friends.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated asset recovery for the modern era.
squeeze.youAI▸ REPODRONE MK. IV▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
bypasses ignition locks with a digital pulse
You track down assets and seize them from unwilling owners. It involves GPS tracking and late-night confrontation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a door is being watched by a very angry dog.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-res cameras scan every driveway for matching plate numbers automatically.
Month 7
Software files the necessary paperwork, removing your tedious manual data entry.
Month 16
Over-the-air signals unlock the target asset without breaking a sweat.
Year 2.2
Robot-controlled tow trucks move in once the lock is disengaged.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
You are replaced by a silent machine that never requires an apology.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
3 per night
Avg confrontations handled
12
Tires slashed per year
74%
Success rate
Your severance
A slightly dented sedan and a map of local bus routes.
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