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Your job has an expiration date
November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthScience has finally caught up with your inefficient organic cellular division.
Embryologist by degree, lab-tech by exhaustion.
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Precision life-cycle management without the mess.
help!youAI▸ GENOMIX-LAB 9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
automates full conception cycles around the clock
You facilitate gamete retrieval, embryo culture, and implantation procedures. You manage cryogenic storage and complex hormone regulation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can provide the soft touch and genuine empathy that silicon currently lacks.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors map your exact motion during delicate embryo handling tasks.
Month 7
Smart incubators now track and adjust growth parameters without intervention.
Month 18
Robotic arms perform egg retrieval and injection with sub-micron accuracy.
Year 2.8
Robots manage inventory, labeling, and tank filling autonomously.
Year 4 · D-Day
The lab is fully autonomous and your badge is deactivated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
99.999% perfect
Embryo handling precision
Zero
Hormone cycle errors
Too many
Coffee breaks taken
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium petri dishes.
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