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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour legal briefs have become remarkably efficient at writing themselves.
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You draft litigation documents and navigate complex regulatory filings. AI currently generates these legal arguments faster than humans.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still navigate the subtle emotional weight of a client’s testimony in a room.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart agents generate your initial legal drafts and research memos instantly.
Month 5
Visual scanning software identifies critical evidence in massive document dumps.
Month 13
Real-time API tools handle all routine filings with state authorities.
Year 1.9
Predictive models map the winning legal pathways for your case.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of litigation strategy and client filings.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
200x human
Document generation speed
near zero
Average billable hours
100 percent
Legal research recall
Your severance
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