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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsA glorified teleprompter reader with an expensive, non-functional red phone.
Professional ribbon-cutter and ceremonial handshake enthusiast.
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Statistically optimal governance at zero salary cost.
oof.youAI▸ HEADOFSTATE-OS V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers pre-recorded inspirational speeches on demand
You cut ribbons, shake hands, and read speeches written by people who actually do the work.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the strange, human ability to pretend you actually enjoy kissing babies.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
AI models start drafting speeches based on current polling data.
Month 7
Public appearances are replaced by high-fidelity digital projection rigs.
Month 15
Legislative signatures are automated by secure cryptographic verification keys.
Year 2.1
Robotic grippers replace the need for physical meet-and-greets.
Year 3 · D-Day
The entire administrative office is converted into a server farm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
12
Ribbons cut per week
45 mins
Average speech length
near zero
Actual power level
Your severance
A commemorative gold coin and a locked Twitter account.
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