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February 14, 2028
In 16 monthsYour complex requirements are just a glorified spreadsheet waiting for deletion.
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verifies your entire codebase in milliseconds
You document user needs and verify software quality. Machines do this faster with automated testing.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can explain why the stakeholder requested that specific, nonsensical feature.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts silently monitoring your Jira tickets for patterns.
Month 4
Language models generate all your requirements documentation instantly.
Month 8
Automated agents replace your manual testing and QA protocols.
Month 12
AI bots simulate user feedback to replace messy human meetings.
Month 16 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and deletes your administrative accounts.
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