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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour spreadsheets are just ghosts of data that wants to be free.
Professional cat-herder of PhDs and grant paperwork.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing the loop before you even open it.
pop?you▸ ADMINSTREAM AI-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects fiscal discrepancies in real time
You chase signatures, track grant budgets, and shuffle compliance paperwork. It is mostly just glorified email tag.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a professor is lying about their grant budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Your current spreadsheets are absorbed into the cloud memory.
Month 5
Bots begin pinging researchers automatically about their missing receipts.
Month 9
Templates are populated by AI, leaving you nothing to format.
Month 14
Digital signatures are handled by secure, instant algorithmic verification.
Month 19 · D-Day
You receive a thank-you email from a bot and your access terminates.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.1%
142
Emails per day
4,000
Grant forms filed
0%
Human patience remaining
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a PDF-merging software suite.
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