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May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsTurning your vision into a series of automated budget cuts.
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You manage cross-functional research teams, secure grant funding, and steer long-term scientific strategy for food sustainability.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone can convince a jaded board that your failing project needs one more year.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
Algorithms begin summarizing your research data into clean, actionable dashboards.
Month 8
AI models generate and submit grant applications faster than your team.
Month 18
Software updates research priorities in real-time based on market data.
Year 2.4
Directors realize an AI provides better ROI without needing human benefits.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your strategy deck is archived forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.3%
14
Annual board meeting naps
3:1
Coffee-to-spreadsheet ratio
482
Buzzwords per strategy deck
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one very expensive stapler.
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