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August 9, 2027
In 10 monthsYour pivot tables are just fancy ways to delay your replacement.
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You spend all day cleaning messy data sets and building slide decks to justify corporate billing rates.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the specific art of nodding along during long client calls.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Simple scripts take over your repetitive Excel data cleaning tasks.
Week 9
New AI models build your slide decks from raw notes.
Month 4
Automated logic replaces your manual financial regression modeling.
Month 7
The machine writes the client emails you used to draft.
Month 10 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the server runs the firm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
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