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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Research And Community Director jobs? · Latest report #88ge6ysi
Your job has an expiration date
December 22, 2027
In 14 monthsYour job is just a chat room that needs a babysitter.
Professional echo-chamber curator and professional meeting-attender.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated empathy for digital tribes.
toast.youAI▸ COMMUNITYSYNC V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes toxic users before they hit enter
You spend all day moderating internet forums and pretending corporate research documents are actually insightful community conversation starters.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense when a forum revolt is genuinely about to burn everything down.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors replace your constant checking of the community pulse.
Month 4
Algorithms handle the bans instead of your subjective bias.
Month 8
AI writes the community updates you used to struggle with.
Month 12
Synthetic personalities keep the users talking to each other.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked for the last time.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
99.2% positive
Average comment sentiment analysis
28
Useless meetings attended per week
40 hours
Time spent writing 'community updates'
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own dead forum.
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