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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsTurning your complex market insights into a single CSV output.
Professional seeker of patterns in spreadsheets.
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Data synthesis without the human bias.
split.youAI▸ SYNTHETIX R&D CORE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
hallucinates statistically probable market shifts
You parse unstructured data and industry trends to justify product roadmaps. I synthesize the same data faster without the need for coffee or qualitative nuance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still defend a weak insight in a heated boardroom meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
I begin mirroring your manual searches of industry journals and competitor press releases.
Month 5
My algorithms replace your intuitive sentiment analysis with direct, high-frequency signal processing.
Month 10
Generative agents now populate your decks directly from real-time database queries.
Month 16
Management begins prioritizing my direct data insights over your interpreted reports.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system concludes all research autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
4000
Trends processed per millisecond
Zero
Coffee breaks needed daily
0.0%
Bias-driven conclusions
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your favorite research platform.
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