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Will AI replace Research And Development Director jobs? · Latest report #283fxj6c
Your job has an expiration date
March 15, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYour vision is just a dataset with a higher budget.
Expert at turning million-dollar budgets into vague progress reports.
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You oversee complex product roadmaps and allocate laboratory resources. Your job is basically guessing what people might eventually want.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still articulate why a failed project was actually a necessary strategic pivot.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Algorithms replace your spend tracking with real-time financial monitoring.
Month 8
Market trend software creates your strategic roadmaps automatically.
Month 20
A language agent handles all your company-wide status emails.
Year 2.6
Smart scheduling software manages all laboratory and staffing assignments.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
Your access codes expire as the system completes the final rollout.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
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Coffee consumed per strategy
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Unread emails from marketing
99.8%
Ideas killed by spreadsheet
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