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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYour job is just a collection of tasks waiting for an API.
Professional cat-herder of research and event logistics.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Coordinating chaos into zero-friction workflows.
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automates meeting agendas while you sleep
You juggle research summaries, social media posts, and event logistics. This is just data synthesis and automated coordination.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the social nuance to navigate awkward office power dynamics without crashing the OS.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
We scrape your inbox to map every single recurring request.
Month 3
Software begins drafting your social posts and summarizing simple documents.
Month 6
Journal submission management shifts to automated verification and routing logic.
Month 9
Event management bots take over vendor communication and RSVPs.
Month 14 · D-Day
You are invited to reapply for a position as data labeler.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
Infinite
Context switching load
High
Coffee-to-email ratio
12%
Human error rate
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation written by a low-level algorithm.
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