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May 16, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYou scrub the data so the machines can print the money.
Master of Excel, slave to the macro-economic dashboard.
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Econometrics without the coffee breaks.
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filters noisy economic data in milliseconds
You clean massive datasets and update economic models for policy briefings. You write memos while waiting for terminal outputs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the model output looks like complete nonsense to a human.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 10
Smart scripts replace your manual spreadsheet scrub sessions.
Month 10
Your R and Stata codes migrate to self-optimizing server clusters.
Month 20
LLMs draft your policy briefings before you wake up.
Year 2.6
Visualisation engines create your board slides in real time.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The Fed confirms the entire research department is now software.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
3 cups
Coffee consumed per chart
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Regression models run
infinite
Policy memo iterations
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