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November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthHuman biology is simply a slow, unreliable, and leaking sensor array.
Professional bio-sensor with significant dampening issues
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Predicting toxicity without the mess of consciousness.
shred.you▸ BIO-LAB 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
processes chemical reactions without subjective bias
Consuming synthesized compounds to document physiological reactions and cognitive distortions. You are essentially a wetware processor for chemical data.
The one thing AI can't do
You can describe the specific, nuanced sensation of impending doom before the crash occurs.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Wearable sensors begin recording your biometric data to map baseline reactions for the training model.
Month 6
Robotic micro-dosing systems remove the human error of manual ingestion and measurement.
Month 17
Lab-grown tissues replace your biological organs to test chemical toxicity without the need for subjects.
Year 2.5
Simulation software predicts chemical interactions faster and more accurately than a human nervous system.
Year 4 · D-Day
Synthetic biological platforms fully replicate your capacity to process compounds without the need for rest.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4.2%
Toxicity Threshold Errors
Infinite
Subjective Reporting Latency
0.001ms
Chemical Purity Analysis
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated simulation suite.
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