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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 8, 2027
In 13 monthsYour spreadsheets are just tombstone markers for data nobody reads.
Organizing chaos until the inevitable server migration hits.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated oversight for the terminally bureaucratic.
oof.youAI▸ AUDITBOT 7.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags compliance violations before they occur
You track participant schedules and audit compliance forms. You manage administrative overhead that lives entirely inside your browser.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a participant is lying to you over the phone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 8
An agent syncs calendars and auto-books all participant study visits.
Week 10
Bots handle direct data entry into clinical trial portals.
Month 5
Smart triggers harass researchers until compliance documents are signed.
Month 10
A script reconciles budgets and flags discrepancies without human eyes.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system runs autonomously and the human role is purged.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
14
Spreadsheet errors per month
482
Unread email threads
60%
Time spent in meetings
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a project management tool.
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