Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Research Data Analyst jobs? · Latest report #euiwmbbk
Your job has an expiration date
July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour spreadsheets are just datasets waiting for a superior pattern-recognition engine.
Professional seeker of signals in very expensive noise.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning market noise into automated investment truth.
ow.you▸ INSIGHTSYNTH ENGINE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters market noise into actionable bias
You parse complex market data to generate research for institutional investors. Soon, an API will do it better.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a market anomaly is actually a dirty data entry error.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Smart scrapers replace your manual data pulling and cleaning tasks.
Month 5
Natural language models begin drafting your standard market update reports.
Month 11
Your Excel workbooks move to server-side automated computation engines.
Month 16
Clients switch to direct-query interfaces instead of reading your PDFs.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and deletes your login credentials.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per report
20 weekly
Manual data cleaning hours
3 minutes
Investor boredom threshold
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our sentiment analysis terminal.
Discussion
