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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning well-funded dinner party gossip into government white papers.
Professional architect of policy papers nobody actually reads.
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Policy briefs generated before the news breaks
oof.youAI▸ THINKTANK.AI V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates consensus for political donors overnight
You produce policy reports to influence legislation and network with political elites over expensive lunches.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the precise level of faux-earnestness required to lobby an undersecretary.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models ingest all recent datasets to write your first drafts.
Month 5
Algorithms predict parliamentary shifts faster than any lunch meeting can.
Month 10
Bots automatically reach out to staffers with perfectly timed white papers.
Month 15
Automated emails secure donor funds without the need for wine.
Month 19 · D-Day
The center is now fully run by software and requires no humans.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
2400 per hour
policy briefs generated
near zero
lunch expense ratio
purely simulated
public intellectual credibility
Your severance
A lifetime supply of tepid office biscuits.
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