Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Research Engineer jobs? · Latest report #63hyynxx
Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour brain scans are just tensors waiting to be deleted.
Expert at turning expensive medical data into unread PDFs
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mapping neurons faster than your tenure track
oof.youAI▸ CORTEXMAP PRO-7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes fmri datasets without manual parameter tuning
You operate MRI scanners and run code to map brain activity patterns during complex cognitive tasks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can troubleshoot why the scanner coil is vibrating when the patient is claustrophobic.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Sensors and software handle all coil calibration and patient alignment.
Month 3
Custom pipelines move to managed cloud environments with auto-debugging agents.
Month 6
Neural nets process cognitive tasks live without waiting for batch runs.
Month 10
The machine generates peer-reviewed quality metrics directly for your funders.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes self-publishing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
4000x faster
Brain mapping speed
12.4 liters
Coffee consumed per paper
100 percent
Code repository decay
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our dataset archive
Discussion
