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Will AI replace Research Fellow jobs? · Latest report #543gaigs
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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsPaying you to stare at papers that AI can index instantly.
Professional reader of things that nobody will ever read.
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toast.youAI▸ SYNTHETIX PAPER-PUSHER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
hallucinates groundbreaking data at lightning speed
You hunt for citations and summarize data into reports. Your career is basically a glorified search engine query.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle scent of desperation in a failed peer review.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Algorithms index every paper you have ever cited.
Month 6
Machines write your literature review in three seconds.
Month 11
AI handles your grant applications with cold, calculated precision.
Month 17
Automated editors replace the gatekeepers who ignore your emails.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access to the server is revoked permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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A lifetime subscription to your own unpublished journals.
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