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Will AI replace Research Group Leader jobs? · Latest report #5baukwqw
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYou teach machines to work so they can eventually replace you.
Grant-chasing software architect with a tenure-track soul.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated innovation without the grant-writing headache.
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secures unlimited research funding autonomously
You oversee academic research projects, secure funding grants, and publish findings on industrial automation software and engineering.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still defend a controversial thesis before a live, skeptical peer review board.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models generate and submit perfect funding proposals overnight.
Month 7
Smart agents verify your code logic faster than human eyes.
Month 16
Digital assistants guide PhD students through their daily research blockers.
Year 2.2
Remote monitoring systems manage all lab hardware and software integration.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The institution shifts all leadership duties to a central logic unit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
99.9 percent
Grant approval rate
1000 per hour
Paper production speed
Zero
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-automated research retreat.
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