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August 31, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYou manage the people who are building the thing replacing you.
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You oversee research grant allocation, manage conflicting laboratory project timelines, and attempt to explain AI ethics to furious academics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still awkwardly console a PhD student whose experiment just failed at 2am.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI assistants take over calendar management and coordinate meeting times across all lab departments.
Month 4
Algorithms begin predicting grant success rates to optimize funding allocation away from human intuition.
Month 10
Autonomous monitoring systems enforce lab protocols and safety standards, removing the need for manual oversight.
Month 16
Data-driven negotiation engines resolve resource disputes by prioritizing empirical throughput over interpersonal grievances.
Month 22 · D-Day
Full-scale administrative autonomy achieved; the institute operates at peak efficiency without middle management layers.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
98% reduction
Grant application overhead
400,000/sec
Bureaucratic logic cycles
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