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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a human search engine that requires coffee breaks.
Professional highlighter of PDFs and gatherer of facts.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mining the truth without the interns.
glub.youAI▸ DATAMINING-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
scraping entire market sectors in seconds
You hunt for public company data and dump it into messy spreadsheets for senior analysts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the analyst is in a bad mood before asking questions.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Custom scripts now pull all raw financial data automatically.
Week 7
Generative models format your decks better than you ever could.
Month 3
Algorithms now summarize filings without missing hidden context.
Month 5
Systems self-correct formulas before they hit the final report.
Month 6 · D-Day
The research firm realizes you cost more than the license fee.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
42
Sheets filled monthly
3.5
Coffee runs per day
12%
Error rate in cells
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one very stale bagel.
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