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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYou manage budgets; my algorithms manage physics and actual discovery.
Office politician with a PhD and a broken printer.
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optimizes grant pipelines using predictive behavioral modeling
You juggle grant applications and board meetings. You pretend to lead while scientists do the real work.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still awkwardly smooth over political tensions between rival principal investigators.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
AI models generate and polish your grant proposals for maximum approval.
Month 7
An optimization engine distributes funds based on real-time project metrics.
Month 17
Synthetic interfaces handle board communication and maintain investor rapport.
Year 2.4
Social processing algorithms settle researcher disputes with objective data points.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The lab governance transitions entirely to autonomous operational oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4000x faster
Budget approval speed
Zero
Coffee consumption
Inevitably high
Human error probability
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Research'.
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