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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 23, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTranslating research papers into slide decks is a dying art form.
Professional translator of academic jargon into shareholder buzzwords.
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Turning research debt into profit autonomously.
help!youAI▸ OMNIMODEL ROADMAP STRATEGIST 9.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
gaslights developers into deprecating your own team
You bridge the gap between chaotic research teams and feature roadmaps. You spend your days managing stakeholder expectations and backlog prioritization for models that barely function.
The one thing AI can't do
You can successfully pretend that a failed research experiment is actually a strategic learning.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An agent monitors GitHub commits to automatically update your status reports without human intervention.
Month 4
The system scrapes new papers and summarizes them directly into product opportunity briefs.
Month 8
AI prioritizes the backlog by analyzing historical developer velocity and current market sentiment.
Month 13
A conversational layer handles executive queries by hallucinating plausible project timelines and metrics.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked once the system achieves full autonomous delivery of all research roadmaps.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
4.2
Average pivot per week
7
Stakeholder meetings per day
98%
Research papers unread
Your severance
A one-year subscription to arXiv summaries and silence.
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