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Will AI replace Research Professor jobs? · Latest report #b5f79swf
Your job has an expiration date
May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour grant proposals are just datasets for my next hallucination.
Still waiting for that one elusive tenure-track breakthrough.
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You hunt for elusive funding and shepherd research papers that nobody reads to tenure committees.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the stubbornness to keep working when the data makes zero sense.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI models generate and submit perfect grant applications automatically.
Month 7
Automated agents review papers and approve findings without human bias.
Month 19
Sensors and cloud software handle all lab procurement and budgets.
Year 2.5
Interactive holograms deliver lectures based on live research updates.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The institution shifts all research operations to self-optimizing server clusters.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
12 percent
Grant success rate
4000
Citations per night
Zero
Time spent in committees
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own paywalled journal.
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