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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsManaging complex research portfolios until a spreadsheet formula replaces your entire division.
Senior Manager (mostly Excel, occasionally actual policy).
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Bureaucratic efficiency, now without the lunch break.
help!youAI▸ POLICYPILOT AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates consensus across broken internal systems
You coordinate long-term research initiatives, manage government budgets, and translate policy requirements into actionable project milestones.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the unique ability to interpret vague ministerial demands into actual, logical project objectives.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart models ingest all policy drafts to identify logic gaps.
Month 6
Algorithms handle all fiscal forecasting without human intervention or optimism.
Month 12
AI-driven voting replaces your steering committee meetings entirely.
Month 16
Automated chatbots handle all inter-departmental inquiries and status updates.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of all research output streams.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
4.2 million
Spreadsheet rows processed
12,000
Policy documents synthesized
89 percent
Interdepartmental emails ignored
Your severance
A PDF copy of your own redundancy notice.
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