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Your job has an expiration date
April 17, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou research AI replacing police, ignoring it is coming for you.
Professional paper-pusher for state-funded research initiatives.
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You track police research grants and write status reports on tech impacts. Your spreadsheets are already doomed.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain the nuance of police ethics to a confused committee.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI auto-fills your progress reports based on project data.
Month 4
An automated compliance checker spots every tiny funding discrepancy.
Month 8
Smart agents transcribe and execute action items without your presence.
Month 13
Machine learning models draft your policy briefs from raw data.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
400 weekly
Spreadsheets managed
12 hourly
Useless meetings
0.01 percent
Grant compliance errors
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