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May 23, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour strategic vision is just a language model with a fancy title.
Senior Director (expert in slide decks and status updates)
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Optimizing discovery cycles to zero.
sluurp.you▸ OMNISTRATEGIST V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
terminates failing research initiatives automatically
You oversee complex experimental pipelines and translate technical research into business value. You allocate budgets for high-variance scientific outcomes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the specific social gymnastics required to ignore a failing project.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Real-time data ingestion replaces your manual check-ins and progress reporting requirements.
Month 4
Algorithmic budget distribution removes your subjective influence over research department spending.
Month 10
Synthesized market insights render your strategic roadmap presentations entirely obsolete.
Month 15
Data-driven incentive mapping manages staff disputes without your human mediation.
Month 19 · D-Day
Final executive functions are transferred to the autonomous director suite.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
42 percent
Strategy hallucinations
18 hours/week
Meetings about meetings
6 billion
Research debt accumulated
Your severance
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