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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou build the bridge for science, but the bridge is the destination.
Professional translator between biology PhDs and shell scripts.
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optimises molecular dynamics at atomic scale
You write code to simulate molecules and manage data. Your work helps scientists run simulations on clusters.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a simulation result looks wrong despite the math being perfect.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI models start auto-generating your API documentation.
Month 4
Autonomous agents begin chaining your simulation tools.
Month 8
Smart schedulers replace your manual resource allocation.
Month 13
Self-healing code replaces your debugging sessions.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access to the repository is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
94%
Code base bloat
Too much
Coffee consumption
Zero (by us)
Simulation failures handled
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a defunct cluster.
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