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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour ability to Google has been monetized into a terminal illness.
Professional seeker of things others are too lazy to find.
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pop?you▸ SYNTHETIX QUERY ENGINE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
hallucinates a bibliography in four seconds
You scour databases to summarize findings. Soon, a language model will handle the heavy lifting without the coffee.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell if a source is lying just by the tone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Simple scripts will automate your routine database data pulls.
Month 5
An AI agent summarizes your findings into draft documents.
Month 10
Your work shifts to simply reviewing machine-generated summary outputs.
Month 15
Clients gain direct access to the query engine's interface.
Month 18 · D-Day
The engine runs autonomously and your login is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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