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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsTraining models to predict the future of your own extinction.
Master of LLMs, PhD candidate in infinite data loops.
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hallucinates a perfect citation for your thesis
You parse linguistic datasets and run training scripts for multilingual language models. You write papers no one reads.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still find the specific obscure logic error in a 500-page arXiv paper.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents identify and scrub your messy multilingual training data.
Month 4
Code generation tools replace manual PyTorch and JAX script writing.
Month 8
An agent generates your paper drafts directly from experiment logs.
Month 12
Autonomous agents run benchmarks faster than any human lab assistant.
Month 13 · D-Day
The lab no longer requires humans to hit the run button.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
4 liters
Coffee consumption per epoch
99%
Papers ignored by peers
1200
GPU hours wasted on bugs
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a dead journal
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